ABOUT
I'm Simon Dixon. Technologist, comedian, builder.
Twenty-five years across the stack — bare-metal servers to serverless edge functions, monoliths to microservices, dial-up to whatever we're calling the edge this week. Founder & CTO of Inkie, an AI-powered marketing platform for small businesses.
On the side: stand-up comedy across the UK, obsessive home cooking, and open-sourcing the agent memory system I've been building (live, daily, soon).
This site is the archive — a place for the writing, the thinking, and the public version of what I'm working on.
SYSTEMS
ARCHITECTURE
A diagnostic overview of a human operating at the intersection of logic, laughter, and domestic engineering.
TECHNOLOGIST
25+ years building web platforms, APIs, and infrastructure. From bare-metal servers to serverless edge functions — whatever the problem demands.
COMEDIAN
Stand-up comedy across the UK. Finding the absurdity in technology, parenting, and the human condition. Timing is everything — in code and on stage.
COOK
Obsessive home cook. Fermentation, Maillard reactions, and the pursuit of the perfect roast. Food is just chemistry with better reviews.
BUILDER
CTO of Inkie. Building tools for creators, writers, and publishers. Shipping real products, not slide decks.